Why Do I Appear That Way?

Okay, when we started this blog, in my eyes it was sort of a joke to say that our lives are completely mediocre. Now I realize that it was no joke. I literally have nothing, NOTHING, to blog about. I rake my mind for anything even remotely interesting, and keep coming up with more nothingness.

Based on my level of frustration at this predicament, I can only imagine how my 15 followers and, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, biggest FANS, must feel.

So today I am just going to ramble a bit about my latest self-discoveries. Because, after all, this blog is half about me. It's the one place where I can talk all about myself and not feel completely self-centered.

Two things have been pointed out to me in recent days that I completely disagree with. 1) I'm extremely impulsive, and 2) I don't finish anything I start. As much as I love the well-meaning people who pointed these things out, I have to admit I was a bit offended. I am NOT flighty! And I finish things!

So what if I've lived in three different places in the last 10 months? So what if I randomly take off for Alaska, Boston, Hawaii, and California? So what if I don't pack for these trips until the morning I leave? And apparently deciding one day that I want a car and bringing it home practically within the hour is impulsive. Who cares if I kinda want to sell it now?

And as for not finishing anything: It's not MY fault that the last ten books I've tried to read have been utterly boring. And learning the piano wasn't as fun or as easy as I expected (neither was the guitar). Oh, and being gluten-free is way overrated. By the way, I have an entire pantry of gluten-free food that is going to waste if anyone is interested.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I wish people saw me for who I really am: a completely stable, competent, thorough woman. Is that too much to ask???